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Hello darkness, my old friend : Bills v Chiefs AFC championship Recap

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     What a kick in the nuts that was, all of the momentum and hope we had were pissed way in just the first half.  I mean what the fuck happened?  We admittedly looked like shit against the Colts but we squeaked by and won, the same thing happened against the Ravens; we looked god awful but thankfully for us so did Lamar Jackson.  We were unbelievably lucky to make it as far as we did with how bad we looked, we had the opportunity to make changes and adjustments but that would've been too easy. We go into a game against the defending Super Bowl champs, with a chance to go to the Super Bowl for the first time since 93' and we looked horrendous.  The defence was non-existent, no one and I mean fucking no one would guard either Travis Kelce or hall of fame woman beater Tyreek Hill. This was a repeat of last week, just like with Lamar we let Mahomes run all over us without him even getting touched by the defence.  The offence was even worse, chicken shit football from start to fin

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND : Bills v Ravens divisional round Recap

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     Drink it in Bills Mafia,  we're heading back to the AFC Championship for the first time since 1993. From Lamar Jackson running all over us, to Justin Tucker doinking not one but TWO field goals, the first half was a roller coaster of emotions that had me all over the place. The defence looked completely unprepared for the run game when the game started, but thank god for us Leslie Frazier made adjustments and the defence started to turn things around. Our other coordinator on the other hand wouldn't make those needed adjustments until the second half.  Yes I'm talking about our old pal Brian Daboll. Yes he's called a hell of a game in the past, but these last few have been hot dogshit. Which is a tough look for someone who's about to become the head coach of the San Diego  Chargers. Punting 3 times and having to rely on Tyler Bass on the other two drives isn't a good look on the résumé.  Which is why thankfully we came out of half time looking HOT. We final

WAGONS = CIRCLED: Bills v Colts wild card weekend Recap

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    Holy shit, what a batshit fucking crazy game that was. The Bills had to overcome a lot to erase the 25 years of playoff hurt, from dogshit play calling from Brian Daboll, to Josh having to run all over the place, to Gabriel Davis toe-tapping it twice in a row, to that bullshit no fumble call there to end the game the Bills simply wouldn't die.  I'm going to keep it real with you, we did not look good. The play calling on offence was just absolutely horrible, shades of the Texans game from last year. We give Josh all of these weapons to throw to but hey let's run it 3 times in a row and pile on the 3 and outs. If we have any hope of making it to the Super Bowl, Brian Daboll has to figure it the fuck out.  Going into the game it was obvious Jonathan Taylor was going to be an issue with how we've handled the run. BUT the defence decided to show up and held him to only 78 yards, the passing game on the other hand was a weak spot. Rivers picked apart our secondary every

UNBILLIEVABLE: Bills v Dolphins week 17 Recap

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  What a way to end the season, a thorough shit kicking of the Dolphins sees the Bills wrap up the #2 seed in the playoffs, becoming 13-3 for the third time in franchise history, and on top of that sweeping the division for the very first time.  After a shaky first quarter the boys came out and weren't fucking around. Without Cole Beasley we knew the offence was going to need some help and you'd assume that help would be John Brown. You'd assume wrong because man oh man did Isaiah McKenzie show up to play today, with 2 receiving TD's and a punt return TD he was on FIRE. John Brown did however make an impact when we needed it hauling in his first TD since the injury that sidelined him, Gabriel Davis is another guy who should get a heap of praise for making two MASSIVE catches and a TD down the stretch to lock the game up. While I'm at it I'll give Josh Norman some shine because he was getting shit on by Bills Mafia on twitter and shut us all up with a sweet Pick-