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Hello darkness, my old friend : Bills v Chiefs AFC championship Recap

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     What a kick in the nuts that was, all of the momentum and hope we had were pissed way in just the first half.  I mean what the fuck happened?  We admittedly looked like shit against the Colts but we squeaked by and won, the same thing happened against the Ravens; we looked god awful but thankfully for us so did Lamar Jackson.  We were unbelievably lucky to make it as far as we did with how bad we looked, we had the opportunity to make changes and adjustments but that would've been too easy. We go into a game against the defending Super Bowl champs, with a chance to go to the Super Bowl for the first time since 93' and we looked horrendous.  The defence was non-existent, no one and I mean fucking no one would guard either Travis Kelce or hall of fame woman beater Tyreek Hill. This was a repeat of last week, just like with Lamar we let Mahomes run all over us without him even getting touched by the defence.  The offence was even worse, chicken ...

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND : Bills v Ravens divisional round Recap

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     Drink it in Bills Mafia,  we're heading back to the AFC Championship for the first time since 1993. From Lamar Jackson running all over us, to Justin Tucker doinking not one but TWO field goals, the first half was a roller coaster of emotions that had me all over the place. The defence looked completely unprepared for the run game when the game started, but thank god for us Leslie Frazier made adjustments and the defence started to turn things around. Our other coordinator on the other hand wouldn't make those needed adjustments until the second half.  Yes I'm talking about our old pal Brian Daboll. Yes he's called a hell of a game in the past, but these last few have been hot dogshit. Which is a tough look for someone who's about to become the head coach of the San Diego  Chargers. Punting 3 times and having to rely on Tyler Bass on the other two drives isn't a good look on the résumé.  Which is why thankfully we came out of half time looking HOT...

WAGONS = CIRCLED: Bills v Colts wild card weekend Recap

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    Holy shit, what a batshit fucking crazy game that was. The Bills had to overcome a lot to erase the 25 years of playoff hurt, from dogshit play calling from Brian Daboll, to Josh having to run all over the place, to Gabriel Davis toe-tapping it twice in a row, to that bullshit no fumble call there to end the game the Bills simply wouldn't die.  I'm going to keep it real with you, we did not look good. The play calling on offence was just absolutely horrible, shades of the Texans game from last year. We give Josh all of these weapons to throw to but hey let's run it 3 times in a row and pile on the 3 and outs. If we have any hope of making it to the Super Bowl, Brian Daboll has to figure it the fuck out.  Going into the game it was obvious Jonathan Taylor was going to be an issue with how we've handled the run. BUT the defence decided to show up and held him to only 78 yards, the passing game on the other hand was a weak spot. Rivers picked apart our secondary eve...

UNBILLIEVABLE: Bills v Dolphins week 17 Recap

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  What a way to end the season, a thorough shit kicking of the Dolphins sees the Bills wrap up the #2 seed in the playoffs, becoming 13-3 for the third time in franchise history, and on top of that sweeping the division for the very first time.  After a shaky first quarter the boys came out and weren't fucking around. Without Cole Beasley we knew the offence was going to need some help and you'd assume that help would be John Brown. You'd assume wrong because man oh man did Isaiah McKenzie show up to play today, with 2 receiving TD's and a punt return TD he was on FIRE. John Brown did however make an impact when we needed it hauling in his first TD since the injury that sidelined him, Gabriel Davis is another guy who should get a heap of praise for making two MASSIVE catches and a TD down the stretch to lock the game up. While I'm at it I'll give Josh Norman some shine because he was getting shit on by Bills Mafia on twitter and shut us all up with a sweet Pick-...

OH HOW SWEEP IT IS : Bills v Patriots week 16 Recap

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     WHAT A GAME, I know I say that a lot but this game truly deserves it. A record breaking ass-kicking that saw the Bills sweep the Patriots for the first time since 1999.  Everyone was in high gear, from Josh Allen coming out throwing for 320 yards, to Stefon Diggs having another lights out performance with 9 receptions for 145 yards oh and throw a hattrick of TD's on top of that. Even the special teams guys were on point with the killer Fake Punt and when we actually had to punt Bojorquez pinned them back like clockwork.    The defence didn't look so hot against to start but got their shit together holding the Pats to only 223 yards of total offence. The 145 of that being rushing shows there's still a slight problem with the run but we're getting better and look HOT heading into the postseason.  I mentioned record breaking night and holy shit were we breaking records like they were going out of style.  Josh Allen has just surpassed 300 yards p...

BIG DUBS: Bills v Steelers week 14 Recap

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  I'll admit it, after the first half I was mad as hell, I was ready to shit can Brian Daboll, crawl in a hole, and die. But the boys came out of the half on FIRE to turn what could've been an embarrassing loss into a instant classic. That first half just was horrible, the Steelers D was all over us, Josh had no time in the pocket, and the running game couldn't get anywhere close to going. The play calling was dogshit terrble, shades of the playoff game against the Texans last year from Brian Daboll.  We were getting killed and badly needed a momentum switch, Taron Johnson came up big with his first career pick-six reading Big Ben's throw like a book taking it 51 yards to house and taking us into half time on a high note.    To. The. House. 📺 #PITvsBUF : https://t.co/x0Ul68YDP8 pic.twitter.com/yApEtpWw1K — Buffalo Bills (@BuffaloBills) December 14, 2020  Like I said the Bills came out HOT after halftime driving all the way down the field and seeing Josh connec...

Raising (hell in) Arizona: Bills v 49ers week 13 Recap

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  21 years, that's how long it took to get a Buffalo Bills Monday Night Football win and man was it sweet. I come on here week after week and remind everyone just how good this team is, and you might think to yourself "Dalan, we were 8-3 going into this game, why would anyone think we aren't good?" tell that to ESPN who were treating it like the 9ers were 8-3 and we were 5-6, and tell that to Las Vegas who at the beginning of the game had us as 1.5 point underdogs.  Another win and another week of 300+ yards of offence for our very own Josh Allen, he was firing on all cylinders dropping absolute dimes and evading any pressure the 9ers threw at him.  Tonight was Josh Allen's 3rd game this season with 375+ pass yards, 3+ pass TD, and a 130+ passer rating He joins Drew Brees in 2013 as the only players since at least 1950 with 3 such games in a season @BuffaloBills — NFL Research (@NFLResearch) December 8, 2020 You're only as good as your weapons around you and J...

How sweet it is (to finally beat the Pats at home): Bills v Patriots week 8 recap

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    I know they aren't the big bad Tom Brady led New England Patriots, I know they didn't have Julian Edelman, N'Keal Harry, or Stephon Gilmore, I know this is one of the weakest Patriots teams we've played in a while but y'know what I dont give a shit. It's the first time since September 25th, 2011 we've beat the Pats at home and it couldn't have happened in a more 2020 fashion if we tried. I've been saying for weeks just wait on the run game they'll show up when we need them and today was that day. Zack Moss with 81 yards and Singletary with 86 yards combine to be the first Bills rushing tandem to have 80+ yards a piece since Shady and Gillislee did it back in 2016. Zack Moss also hauled in his first and second career rushing TD's making him the undeniable MVP of the game. With a total of 190 yards it was the most rushing yards in a game since week 12 last year.  Going into the game without Micah Hyde, Josh Norman, and AJ Epenesa I knew the...

Back in the New York Groove: Bills v Jets week 7 preview

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    Look I'm gonna keep it real with you, we looked like shit against the Titans and we really looked like shit against the Chiefs. The O-Line killed us in the Titans game and the lack of hitting and defence in general killed us against the Chiefs. Those are fixable problems especially how early we are in the season but troubling especially after the HOT 4-0 start.  Wednesday McBeane made some moves by first releasing a guy who only a few months ago got a three year 15 million dollar extension Quinton Spain. A guy who probably could've helped out with the bad o-line play, but with Jon Feliciano hopefully coming back soon hopefully this Spain move will help in the long run opening up more cap space which could equal more help for the defence who really need it. About the defence, on wednesday D-Tackle Justin Zimmer was signed to the active roster. Zimmer who was about one of the only guys who looked halfway decent against the Chiefs will hopefully continue that agains...

What a miserable Monday night: Bills v Chiefs week 6 recap

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 Well that was just awful, I knew going into a game against the reigning super bowl champions wasn't going to be easy. But I expected us to at least put up a fight, use the shitbag weather to our advantage, and not just sit there and take it all night long like we did.  Did I expect the reigning Super Bowl MVP Patrick Mahomes to be an issue? of course I did, but did I expect us to just not hit him or apply any pressure whatsoever? No. Play after play the pocket would break down and Mahomes would break off and NO ONE hit him or even tried to push him out of bounds.  If you think not trying to defend the best QB in the league was a problem, how about giving up 245 rushing yards (which is a franchise record) with Clyde Edwards-Helaire getting 161 yards (his career high). Just like with Mahomes nobody was even trying to bring Helaire down, that highlighted the biggest issue that we saw last week where all Tennessee had to do is to get under 5 yards on a 3rd down and was an im...

No fear and just a little bit of loathing in Las Vegas: Bills v Raiders week 4 recap

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    Last week when I was talking about the defensive struggles I mentioned how hopefully Josh Norman coming back from injury could make an impact in a secondary that didn't look so hot. Unfortunately for me it took Levi Wallace (who's been awesome this season) going out injured to see Josh Norman come in to get into his first game of the year and man oh man did he have a day.  As much as I'd like to say this was an offensive shootout I would be lying, and i'm not here to lie to you i'm here to remind you that the Bills are rolling and we're not slowing down yet. On the first drive of the game the O-line was giving Josh Allen all day to pick a target and fire a rocket down field that led to Gabriel Davis cashing in on his first and only reception of the day picking up a TD putting the Bills ahead early. Cole Beasley came up with an unbelievable catch holding onto the ball while being hit and spun around in the air thankfully landing in the endzone. Singletary loo...

It's another bad day to be a Josh Allen hater: Bills v Rams week 3 recap

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   What a fucking roller coaster of emotions that game was; there's a lot of takeaways from today's game from the shoddy defensive play, to Aaron Donald embarrassing our O-Line, but let's stay positive and face the facts: this is Josh Allen's world and we're all living in it.  Forget a global pandemic 2020 is the year of Josh Allen and all the haters have to be sick by the first three weeks of football he's produced. Remember back in week 1 when I said that a Bills QB hadn't had over 300 yards of offence since 2016? Well this season Josh Allen has put together 3 straight weeks of over 300 yards of offence with another 311 yards against the big bad Rams Defence. Remember last year when he threw for a total of 20 TD's all year? this year Josh Allen already has 10 TD's in the first three games of the year. Want some more Josh Allen stats to throw in the haters faces? of course you do. Josh Allen is the first player in NFL history with 10 passing TD'...