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The End : Toronto Blue Jays game 162 recap

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      Game 162 for all the marbles....  Should the Jays not have gotten swept by the Nats? Yes. Should the Jays not have gone 3-3 against the Tigers when they were vying for the top WC spot? Probably. Should the Jays not have gotten shit pumped by the Twins 3 times coming down the stretch? Absolutely. But those all unfortunately happened leaving the Jays on the outside looking in and their fate in the hands of the Nationals, Rays, and Angels. While leaving us the fans looking like Charlie from It's Always Sunny connecting the dots for a 1 Game WC birth.   The Jays came out hot and the bats were on fire going up 9-1 on a George Springer grand slam, while the Rays and Yanks were deadlocked at 0-0, the Mariners were down to the Angels, and the Red Sox were down 3-1 to the Nats.  The Jays close out game 162 strong killing the poor O's 12-4, with homers from Springer, Semien, and my king Vladdy Jr if this was going to be it at least they gave us a show to remember. All eyes went to

How Sweep It Is (to be undefeated at home) : Blue Jays v Royals Recap

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        The Blue Jays, back on Canadian soil for the first time in 670 days sweep our old 2015 ALCS foe the Kansas City Royals. Making it the first time since 2008 the Blue Jays have swept an opening series at the Rogers Centre. · No Vladdy? No problem!     When the line-up came out there were a TON of people complaining about Vladdy not being in it. Which is understandable with him being a no-doubt MVP candidate and it being the first 3 games back home in Toronto, but the kid literally has literally been in the line-up for 161 straight games and deserved a bit of rest (even though they had to tape him to the bench).                                 The Summer of George continues adding yet another RBI to his season tally, Semien who's a man on a mission (to hopefully be resigned by the Jays) MASHED a ball into the lower deck wall for his 25th HR of the year, and last but certainly not least everyone's favourite 3rd baseman Santiago Espinal crushed another Homer 394 feet into th

Dear Sportsnet, what are we doing? signed Blue Jays fans

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    The Blue Jays played their second spring training of the year against the Pittsburgh Pirates, but you wouldn't know it since it was a radio only game and for some awful reason the Blue Jays don't have their games on the radio this season.  Welcome back to #BlueJays baseball. pic.twitter.com/zI0C1Yy8JZ — Scott Mitchell (@ScottyMitchTSN) March 1, 2021 This all started back on February 26th when Sportsnet came out and announced that they wouldn't have radio only broadcasts this year, instead they would be simulcasting the TV broadcast direct to the radio.  This is new: The Blue Jays won't broadcast directly on radio this season for the very first time. They will simulcast the TV broadcasts on radio. I love Dan Shulman and Buck Martinez doing TV. I really do. But historically I haven't loved simulcasts of any kind. — steve simmons (@simmonssteve) February 26, 2021 Just a dogshit horrible idea from the big brains at Sportsnet Media, baseball is a sport that is comp

Hello darkness, my old friend : Bills v Chiefs AFC championship Recap

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     What a kick in the nuts that was, all of the momentum and hope we had were pissed way in just the first half.  I mean what the fuck happened?  We admittedly looked like shit against the Colts but we squeaked by and won, the same thing happened against the Ravens; we looked god awful but thankfully for us so did Lamar Jackson.  We were unbelievably lucky to make it as far as we did with how bad we looked, we had the opportunity to make changes and adjustments but that would've been too easy. We go into a game against the defending Super Bowl champs, with a chance to go to the Super Bowl for the first time since 93' and we looked horrendous.  The defence was non-existent, no one and I mean fucking no one would guard either Travis Kelce or hall of fame woman beater Tyreek Hill. This was a repeat of last week, just like with Lamar we let Mahomes run all over us without him even getting touched by the defence.  The offence was even worse, chicken shit football from start to fin

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND : Bills v Ravens divisional round Recap

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     Drink it in Bills Mafia,  we're heading back to the AFC Championship for the first time since 1993. From Lamar Jackson running all over us, to Justin Tucker doinking not one but TWO field goals, the first half was a roller coaster of emotions that had me all over the place. The defence looked completely unprepared for the run game when the game started, but thank god for us Leslie Frazier made adjustments and the defence started to turn things around. Our other coordinator on the other hand wouldn't make those needed adjustments until the second half.  Yes I'm talking about our old pal Brian Daboll. Yes he's called a hell of a game in the past, but these last few have been hot dogshit. Which is a tough look for someone who's about to become the head coach of the San Diego  Chargers. Punting 3 times and having to rely on Tyler Bass on the other two drives isn't a good look on the résumé.  Which is why thankfully we came out of half time looking HOT. We final

WAGONS = CIRCLED: Bills v Colts wild card weekend Recap

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    Holy shit, what a batshit fucking crazy game that was. The Bills had to overcome a lot to erase the 25 years of playoff hurt, from dogshit play calling from Brian Daboll, to Josh having to run all over the place, to Gabriel Davis toe-tapping it twice in a row, to that bullshit no fumble call there to end the game the Bills simply wouldn't die.  I'm going to keep it real with you, we did not look good. The play calling on offence was just absolutely horrible, shades of the Texans game from last year. We give Josh all of these weapons to throw to but hey let's run it 3 times in a row and pile on the 3 and outs. If we have any hope of making it to the Super Bowl, Brian Daboll has to figure it the fuck out.  Going into the game it was obvious Jonathan Taylor was going to be an issue with how we've handled the run. BUT the defence decided to show up and held him to only 78 yards, the passing game on the other hand was a weak spot. Rivers picked apart our secondary every

UNBILLIEVABLE: Bills v Dolphins week 17 Recap

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  What a way to end the season, a thorough shit kicking of the Dolphins sees the Bills wrap up the #2 seed in the playoffs, becoming 13-3 for the third time in franchise history, and on top of that sweeping the division for the very first time.  After a shaky first quarter the boys came out and weren't fucking around. Without Cole Beasley we knew the offence was going to need some help and you'd assume that help would be John Brown. You'd assume wrong because man oh man did Isaiah McKenzie show up to play today, with 2 receiving TD's and a punt return TD he was on FIRE. John Brown did however make an impact when we needed it hauling in his first TD since the injury that sidelined him, Gabriel Davis is another guy who should get a heap of praise for making two MASSIVE catches and a TD down the stretch to lock the game up. While I'm at it I'll give Josh Norman some shine because he was getting shit on by Bills Mafia on twitter and shut us all up with a sweet Pick-